Merry Xmas from the country cousins

Hahaa..
Oops, almost forgot this one.
Reminds me of one Christmas at
our country cousins' house.

There was a lot of bean-dip
and Bud and Beam, Salem Lights
and show-dancing. There were
green and red plastic tree bits
in the aquarium. The fish looked
woozy. Uncle hadn't ever finished
a porch over the lake, but he had
a door to nowhere, and it wasn't
nailed shut. I swung out 8 feet
over the rocks, and clung to the
doorknob like death on fire.

And the folks inside all
had a chuckle. Um...yeah.
I can laugh now. This vid's
for you, Dickie.